Why doesn’t Victoria Secret have a weight limit to enter their store?
Why do dumb people always have an opinion but nothing to say?
Why can you predict which one of the girls in any crew is a hater before they even speak a word by looking at the waist to fat face ratio?
Quick! Pick out the Hater.
Why do you live in the projects but lease a Corvette?
What’s the deal with every black person taking credit for Obama when he’s half African and from Hawaii?
Why doesn’t anyone but me ever talk about how much Keanu Reeves sucks as an actor?
Why am I an atheist, but still think that there is a devil and he’s currently going by the name of P.Diddy?
Who do I have to kick in the nuts to make sure they don’t fuck up another X-Men or any Marvel character with a shitty movie?
Where is Jazz-O?
Who’s responsible for Karrine Steffans getting a SECOND book deal? Why is she a New York Bestselling author? What the fuck?
When did formally dating sluts become cool? Who was the first famous slut to be claimed? Pamela Anderson? Madonna?
What ever happened to all the Triple A boy bands of the 90s? O-Town? Everyone from 98degrees that didn’t marry Jessica Simpson? Take5?
One of the white boys had dreads and they STILL didn't make it.
Am I the only person who remembers how fun watching Star Search used to be and how American Idol is super lame in comparison?
Will quality sitcoms ever return to network television?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
The 1st Crackhead Cartoon Character
Am I the only person who remembers that R.Kelly pissed on some girl on camera? Why does he have a new video out? Why does he have a new album coming out?
Why do we give Chris Brown a break for beating Rhianna but claim to be feminists and against violence for women?
What ever happened to the Muppet Babies? I used to love that shit.
Why doesn’t anyone really talk about how gay DMX is? His lyrics are all the evidence anyone truly needs.
Can you please tone down the prison sex references? PLEASE
Has enough time passed for us to start recognizing the obvious weirdness and chicanery that was the latter life of Michael Jackson?
Is it cool to remember this yet?
Where the fuck is Lou Diamond Phillips?
What movie was worse: Street Fighter (the first one with Jean Claude as the American Hero Guile) or the Super Mario Brothers Movie?
Jean is a fucking American!?
Who do I have to thank for there being less Celine Dion?
Are fake breasts an inflation of a girl?
Are you really waiting for Jesus to come back?
How many priest are touching little boys right now inappropriately? 15-20?
How scared are you for that little boy?
Did anyone buy Diddy’s last album? What was the name of that shit?
Is Philip Seymour Hoffman the greatest actor alive right now?
What cool fun shit will sanganos in general destroy and ruin this week?
These are just a few questions I thought of this morning while brushing my teeth after listening to Jada. Feel free to answer a few or send me one of yours.
I've been asking myself these same questions.
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS FRAGGLE ROCK!!!??? I WANT THAT SHOW BACK PRONTO!
ReplyDeleteDo you honestly want to know where Jazz-O is?
ReplyDeleteThat boy from O-town really did have dreads...smh....I never understood that
It is safe to say that Roger Rabbit was the 1st crackhead cartoon character....but is it safe to say that animal from the muppet babies was the 2nd? and the 1st crack baby cartoon character?
Wow.... Animal was a crackbaby. I never even thought of that. I blame that completely on Ronald Reagan.
ReplyDeleteThen the third crackhead cartoon character would be the retarded teletubbies. Never understood what kids got out of watching them prance around speaking some effed up version of english.
ReplyDeleteFYI: Chris Brown is still on social pause but we tend to give you a pass when you can sing and dance ie: Michael Jackson (RIP), Bobby Brown, Ike Turner...you get the picture.
I just realized one of your tags is "Jesus is fake." Well done.
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